{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
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{"fact":"A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.","length":86}
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{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated.","length":101}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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Carl Cheffers is an American professional football official who officiates games for the National Football League (NFL). He has been an NFL official since the 2000 NFL season.
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{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
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